I think I know why things never worked out between us.

Chinese New Year 2011, you gave me hopiang baboy, boasting that it was the best hopia in Davao City. 

I have NEVER been a fan of hopiang baboy. I hate hopiang baboy. I’m a hopiang ube/hopiang monggo type of person.

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Just kidding. The reason why things didn’t work out was because you’re a jerk…and I was an insecure MOFO who needed someone to feed my ego.